#dreamteam minus @molliefinnegan 🇺🇸🐘 (at Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC))
you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.
you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.
but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.
this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?
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Non-Catholic: *says something wrong about Catholicism*
Me: That's not true.
Non-Catholic: No, no it is. I went to Catholic school.
Me: *looks at an imaginary camera like I'm in The Office*
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"My heart was beating so hard I swore he could have heard itโฆ"- (via bre4king-maria)
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may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017
may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017
Reblog for this to come true
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Gregory Peck between scenes of To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
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u kno wat fuck college
Imma still go tho imma still go
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